I Love Colorado!

Here is a repost of some Coloradoisms. They made me laugh.

*You'll eat ice cream in the winter.

*It snows 5 inches and you don't expect school to be cancelled.

*You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of temperature.

*You have no accent at all, but can hear other people's. And then you make fun of them.

*"Humid" is over 25%.

*Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the mountains.

*You say "the interstate" and everybody knows which one.

*You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard, and you grew up planning your halloween costumes around your coat.

*You know what the Continental Divide is.

*You don't think Coors beer is that big a deal.

*You went to Casa Bonita as a child.

*You bought your car from John Elway.

*You were tear gassed at college and you can't even remember why....something about football...

*You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for such activities.

*You always know the elevation of where you are.

*You know that there are two kinds of Colorado Girls: those who shave, and those who don't.

*You wake up to a beautiful, 80 degree day and you wonder if it's going to snow tomorrow.

*You don't care that some company renamed it, the Broncos still play at Mile High.

*You get pissed off when people confuse Colorado with Kansas,
Nebraska, Wyoming, or "one of those other big square states out west."

*When you hear that the Chiefs and the Raiders are having bad seasons, you laugh uncontrollably.

*Every movie theater has military and student discounts.

*You actually know that South Park is a real town.

*You know what Focus on the Family is, and you feel very stongly about it in one direction or another.

*You know what a "trust fund hippy" is, and you know its natural habitat is Boulder.

*You've made naked snow angels.

*You've been asked "so y'all from around here?" while on a ski lift by some random guy from Texas.

*You've laughed at a someone while on a ski lift because they were wearing a cowboy hat and jeans